You got drunk for the first time at your cousin’s wedding and got sick in the bathroom, annoyed that the tips of your hair dipped into the toilet water but too preoccupied to do anything about it. You got drunk for a second time ten years later on your mother-in-law’s under cooked rum cake. Your mother was an alcoholic, so you say, and your father died when you were three. You once said if you drank wine, you’d like to think you would drink white wine, but you wouldn’t really know. You once said if a man gets drunk more than once in his life, he’s alcoholic, but I’m not sure someone who’s been drunk twice can have an opinion on alcohol.